Drowning in a blanket

Here you can see Dave waking up from a nap, and much to his surprise, he feels as if he is drowning in a fluffy blanket. He does not expect to be alarmed in this way upon waking up from a nap, but it is just one reason that Dave subscribes to the Mad-Eye Moody theory of constant vigilance. It is also good that Dave is an effective swimmer, being a very well-rounded cat. He quickly recovered from the situation pictured below.

Driftwood Dave, Volume II

Here you can see another occasion when Dave resembled a piece of driftwood. Appearing more like a manatee than a cat, Dave thought he would nap like this because he wanted to imagine life on the open sea. Dave thinks he would like it out there, even if he was a piece of driftwood without much say in where his travels would take him. He isn't as averse to water as many other cats are, and we all know that he loves exploring. 

Of course, it would be a bad idea for Dave to embark on such a journey. He is, after all, a cat. He might think he can catch fish or birds to eat while on his journey at sea, but he might be a little overconfident about that. It is for Dave's own good that he be confined to his home. Sometimes that makes life tough, but it makes for a better long-term approach to life. 

Driftwood Dave

Sometimes Dave contorts his body into some weird positions, positions you wouldn't expect a cat like Dave to adopt. You see, despite Dave's girth, he has maintained his flexibility. Like most cats, he can point his different limbs every which way. Sometimes this makes Dave resemble a piece of driftwood.

Dave would enjoy a life as a piece of driftwood. You might think that weird for a cat, but those who understand Dave should not be surprised. Being a piece of driftwood would combine Dave's love of the outdoors with his love for modes of transportation. Best of both worlds.