Sometimes Dave contorts his body into some weird positions, positions you wouldn't expect a cat like Dave to adopt. You see, despite Dave's girth, he has maintained his flexibility. Like most cats, he can point his different limbs every which way. Sometimes this makes Dave resemble a piece of driftwood.
Dave would enjoy a life as a piece of driftwood. You might think that weird for a cat, but those who understand Dave should not be surprised. Being a piece of driftwood would combine Dave's love of the outdoors with his love for modes of transportation. Best of both worlds.